Along with the graphics I've added one of my favorite funnies.
If you enjoy it, check the other pages for more!
Remember, the graphics on this site are "Linkware" - Please remember to give me credit and a link back. There's a matching link graphic on the bottom of this page, just to make it easier!
You know you need a new car when....
- You pull over to let a fire truck go by and it stops behind you.
- You have to go to a repair center every thousand miles to get the duct tape replaced.
- You accidentally drive into a junkyard, drive out, and get accused of stealing.
- The Blue Book lists your car under "Health Risk."
- The only thing holding your bumper on is a "Dukakis '88" sticker.
- You return to your car and find someone broke in and left a hundred dollars and a new stereo.
- Evel Kneivel refuses a free lift.
- The valet puts on a crash helmet and full-body armor before parking.
- The guys at the repair shop refer you to Dr. Kevorkian.
Your Zip is Here
Don't forget the Link!
If you're looking for comprehensive help with your pages may I recommend....
One stop shopping for all your web-site needs!