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Along with the graphics I've added one of my favorite funnies.
This one has LOTS of pretty's, but they're not 'gif's - they're jpgs.... bad me?

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Remember, the graphics on this site are "Careware" - But please give me credit and a link back. There's a matching link graphic on the bottom of this page, just to make it easier!

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You know you need a new car when....

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- You pull over to let a fire truck go by and it stops behind you.

- You have to go to a repair center every thousand miles to get the duct tape replaced.

- You accidentally drive into a junkyard, drive out, and get accused of stealing.

- The Blue Book lists your car under "Health Risk."

- The only thing holding your bumper on is a "Dukakis '88" sticker.

- You return to your car and find someone broke in and left a hundred dollars and a new stereo.

- Evel Kneivel refuses a free lift.

- The valet puts on a crash helmet and full-body armor before parking.

- The guys at the repair shop refer you to Dr. Kevorkian.

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