Rubies on Black 
Rubies on Black
Along with the (fairly plain, but elegant) graphics
I've added some of my favorite funnies for your perusal.
Fair Warning, I declare this my page of groaners...
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Consider this tale of a hungry lion roaming through the jungle looking
for something to eat.
He comes across two men -- one sitting under a tree reading
a book, the other typing away on a laptop.
The lion looks from one to the other, then pounces on the
man with the book and devours him.
Why did the lion choose the reader for his snack? Even the
king of the jungle knows readers' digest and writers' cramp.
A pregnant Bronx woman gets in a car accident and falls into
a deep coma.
Asleep for nearly six months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no
longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl.
The babies are fine. Your brother from The Bronx came in and
named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother... he's an
idiot!"
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the
girl's name?"
"Denise," the doctor says.
The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name, guess I was
wrong about my brother. I like Denise!"
Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"
The doctor replies, "Denephew."
You WERE warned people!
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